"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
06/09/2016 at 08:50 • Filed to: None
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"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
06/09/2016 at 08:50 • Filed to: None | 7
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Counterpoint: I’ve never had a gorilla burger before, might be delicious too.
Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 08:53 |
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Cows are one of the biggest offenders to greenhouse gases. We’re saving the planet! #eatbeeftosavetrees
Berang
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 08:55 |
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I’ll be mad if somebody ate 20,000 bees a day.
BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 09:00 |
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Hum, I wonder what it would taste like.
People taste like pork, but I think taste is probably reliant on diet and as we’re omnivorous (like pigs) it makes sense that we taste like them.
McMike
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 09:01 |
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I have this on my desktop for the next “misbehaving child” comment I come across on the internet.
Not sure if the situation will present itself before the joke is too old to use, but I’m ready.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Berang
06/09/2016 at 09:01 |
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EL_ULY
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 09:02 |
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jariten1781
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 09:05 |
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I ate at an exotic meat place in Thailand...don’t recall if gorilla was on the menu (probably not, endangered and all that), but the lesson I learned was that when you’re shotgunning tons of flesh from lots of strange creatures after just a little while meat just tastes like meat.
Sam
> jariten1781
06/09/2016 at 09:18 |
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Most meat from land animals just falls into, or is a subtle variation of, 4 categories - tastes like chicken, tastes like beef, tastes like pork, tastes ‘gamey’.
LongbowMkII
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/09/2016 at 09:21 |
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Best gif ever.
BigBlock440
> BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
06/09/2016 at 09:33 |
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So if human is white meat, would gorillas also be white meat? Or since they actually use their muscles, unlike most people, would they be more of a red meat? Maybe it’s be a dark pork, still white meat, but darker.
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BigBlock440
> Sam
06/09/2016 at 09:35 |
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I don’t know if it counts as a 5th category, but have you ever had frog legs? They may fall under the “chicken” category, but they have a very strong fishy overtone. Tastes like fish with the texture of chicken.
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Sam
> BigBlock440
06/09/2016 at 09:36 |
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I had fried one, which is kind of cheating. But they are like a fishy chicken. Actually quite good, likely due to the amount of muscle. Calamari is also the same way, if it's fried.
spanfucker retire bitch
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 09:36 |
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That’s because cows are neither cuddly nor intelligent. Meanwhile over in Gorilla land...
On Monday, Aug. 11, the day news broke of Williams’ passing, Koko and Penny and Ron (Drs. Patterson and Cohn) were together when phone calls started coming in about the sad event. After the first call, Koko came to Dr. Patterson with an inquiring look on her face. Dr. Patterson explained that “we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.” Koko was quiet and looked very thoughtful.
More phone calls about the news came in, and Koko overheard one from a former colleague who had worked with Williams while he filmed a public service announcement for The Gorilla Foundation (based on his visit with Koko) in 2003. The colleague’s voice broke at the end of the conversation. About a half an hour later, Koko signed to Penny: “CRY LIP” (LIP is Koko’s sign for woman).
At the end of the day, Koko became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.
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LongbowMkII
> Berang
06/09/2016 at 09:51 |
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I’ll bee impressed.
2for1 dad jokes everybody. I'll be here for the rest of my life. Doesn't get any better.
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BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> BigBlock440
06/09/2016 at 10:11 |
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I’d say given that they are sedentary quite a lot they’d be on the whiter side. Red meat is from muscles that are full of blood vessels, and usually used in endurance/continuous motion.
I'd also say that if you somehow manage to catch a good runner or cyclist the legs would be nice and dark ;)
For Sweden
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 10:17 |
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Cows deserve it
HammerheadFistpunch
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 10:34 |
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Don’t kid yourself, if a cow got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> McMike
06/09/2016 at 11:01 |
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Questions aired on BBC 4: “Can you ever trust a gorilla with a child?”.
See also
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brianbrannon
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/09/2016 at 12:59 |
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Fact: Gorillas are the only vegan primate, also they have the smallest penis of all the primates
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SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> brianbrannon
06/09/2016 at 15:23 |
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but they drink milk as babies